Welcome to year two of Ridiculous Jon Gruden Quotes here at The Sports Geeks. THIS GUY was worried in the offseason when Gruden was rumored to be looking at a few head coaching jobs that would’ve taken him out of the booth. Thankfully, he’s still around (without that meddling party-pooper Jaws) and as quotable as ever.
If you missed last year’s quote compilations, they’re worth checking out (here and here). Also, tweet us if you catch any good quotes or nonsense from Chucky during the rest of the season. Without further ado (these are in roughly-chronological order):
“Keep your eyes on a swivel.”
“Not enough penetration to get off.”
Our first double entendre.
“How old were you when you were 17?”
“These refs are worse than backups. It’s like taking a team of 6th-round draft picks and using them as your starters.”
Okay, this one is actually insightful.
“Boy, these rules are confusing.”
Later in the same game: “All these rules are confusing me.”
On Michael Turner: “I call this guy ‘Road Rage’ because he makes some of the most violent runs in football.”
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